The candle that lights a fire… under Norman.

This isn’t just any candle—it’s a statement, a vibe, and a gentle act of trolling all wrapped into one. Featuring the portrait that proudly hangs in The Cigar Vault Oakdale lounge (and that Norman absolutely despises), this candle is your ticket to class, comfort, and controversy.

Crafted with 100% natural soy wax and a clean cotton wick, this soft, clean, and calming candle will fill your space with a fragrance so unforgettable, you might just hear Norman groaning from across town. Whether you’re gifting it, lighting it after a long day, or just want to enjoy the subtle joy of owning something Norman would never buy—this one’s for you.

Product Details:

100% natural soy wax for a clean burn

100% cotton wick

Sleek glass jar: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)

Label size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)

Weight: 9 oz (255 g)

Burn time: 50–60 hours

Sourced and made in the USA

Smells like: Serenity… with a hint of rebellion.
Pairs well with: A good cigar and Norman’s disapproval.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!